Zombie Apocalypse
My brother, Motormouth, lives in an ordinary, white clapboard house in a quiet suburb in New Hampshire. But don't be deceived. Danger lurks there: He is building a dory in his basement.
He has a survivalist friend who is preparing for something called the “Zombie Apocalypse.” When Motormouth mentioned that he was thinking of making the dory by hand--no power tools--the survivalist said “Dude, if you do that, I’ll totally make you vice president of my Zombie Apocalypse compound.”
Far-fetched? Paranoid? Perhaps. But who am I to judge? When society collapses, I plan to make a living here in Hollywood as a maker of artisan cheeses.
What will you be doing when the Zombie Apocalypse comes? We have some job openings. Take the Zombie Apocalypse Job Survey at: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=374443159353.
He has a survivalist friend who is preparing for something called the “Zombie Apocalypse.” When Motormouth mentioned that he was thinking of making the dory by hand--no power tools--the survivalist said “Dude, if you do that, I’ll totally make you vice president of my Zombie Apocalypse compound.”
Far-fetched? Paranoid? Perhaps. But who am I to judge? When society collapses, I plan to make a living here in Hollywood as a maker of artisan cheeses.
What will you be doing when the Zombie Apocalypse comes? We have some job openings. Take the Zombie Apocalypse Job Survey at: http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.asp?u=374443159353.
posted by Hallovian at 3:17 PM
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*cackles madly*
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